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STOP THE MUSHROOM COFFEE MADNESS

Finally: Someone Has The Guts to Tell You
Mushroom Coffee is Overpriced Dirt Water

Stop ruining perfectly good coffee with dirt-flavored mushroom powder that barely contains any mushrooms. Get 30x more mushroom power in 3 drops of concentrated spagyric extract - backed by 250+ clinical studies.

βœ“ Keep Your Favorite Coffeeβœ“ 95% Compound Extractionβœ“ Clinical-Strength Dosingβœ“ Customize Your Mental State

🚚 Ships within 24 hours from Rogers, Arkansas  πŸ“¦ Arrives in 3-5 days
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The Uncomfortable Truth About Mushroom Coffee

Someone needs to say it. Your trendy mushroom coffee is a scam, and here's the proof:

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It Tastes Terrible

Stop pretending. You know it tastes like dirt mixed with disappointment. Your taste buds aren't broken - mushroom coffee just ruins good coffee.

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Criminally Overpriced

$40 for a bag that contains less mushroom than a gas station pizza slice. You're paying $1,200+ per pound for powder that costs $50 wholesale.

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Pathetic Dosages

Most contain 2-3g of mushroom powder per cup. Clinical studies showing benefits use 15-20g. You're getting 1/10th of an effective dose.

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Cheap Extraction

Hot water extraction only - the same method used for instant coffee. Captures 30% of compounds and throws away the good stuff.

The Real Kicker?

That "energy" you feel? It's just the caffeine - same as regular coffee. The mushroom part is doing absolutely nothing at those pathetic doses with that inferior extraction method.

The Truth: MyCro Booster vs. Popular Mushroom Brands

Finally, an honest side-by-side comparison using real data, not marketing fluff.

BrandMyCro BoosterFour SigmaticMUD\WTRHost Defense
Extraction Method Spagyric (100% capture) Dual extraction (30% capture)Hot water only (15% capture)Dual extraction (30% capture)
Lion's Mane per serving 1,800mg clinical dose 250mg (pixie dust)~300mg (proprietary blend)500mg mycelium
Reishi per serving 1,800mg clinical dose 250mg~200mg (hidden in blend)500mg mycelium
Cost per clinical dose $3.30 (99Β’ actual) $12.60 (need 4x for effects)$8.40 (need 6x for effects)$7.20 (need 3x for effects)
Taste Smooth, slightly sweet Earthy, grittyHeavy spices mask mushroomStrong mushroom flavor
Third-party testing βœ“ Full COAs published βœ“ Basic testingβœ“ Basic testingβœ“ Basic testing
Dosage transparency βœ“ Every ingredient listed βœ— Proprietary blendsβœ— "Blend" hiding dosesβœ“ Some disclosure
Bioavailability enhancement βœ“ Nano-emulsion formation βœ— Standard extractionβœ— Basic powderβœ— Standard extraction

The Bottom Line

While others play marketing games with proprietary blends and fairy dust dosages, we deliver clinical-strength formulas with 100% compound extraction. You're not paying for fancy packaging and celebrity endorsements - you're investing in actual results.

Why Smart People Choose All Three: Optimize Your Beverage to What You Need, When You Need It

Your brain and body don't have the same needs at 7am, 2pm, and 9pm. Why settle for one-size-fits-all when you can customize your mental state throughout the day?

Your Optimized Day

See how the three formulas work together for peak performance around the clock

6:00 AM

PERFORMANCE

1ml Dropper  in morning coffee

β€’ Sustained energy without jittersβ€’ Enhanced oxygen efficiencyβ€’ Mental clarity for meetings
2:00 PM

UPLIFT

1ml Dropper in afternoon tea

β€’ No afternoon crashβ€’ Laser focus for complex tasksβ€’ Creative problem-solving
8:00 PM

RELIEF

1ml Dropper in herbal tea

β€’ Transition from work modeβ€’ Deep, restorative sleepβ€’ Wake refreshed, not groggy

Advanced Stacking for Specific Challenges

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High-Stakes Presentation

PERFORMANCE + UPLIFT

Peak mental performance with calm confidence. Cordyceps for sustained energy, Lion's Mane for razor-sharp focus.

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Intense Training Day

PERFORMANCE + RELIEF (post-workout)

Maximize performance during training, optimize recovery after. Enhanced endurance followed by deep restoration.

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Creative Breakthrough Session

UPLIFT + Light PERFORMANCE

Lion's Mane stimulates neuroplasticity while gentle energy keeps you in the flow state for hours.

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Overwhelming Deadline

RELIEF + PERFORMANCE

Stay calm under pressure while maintaining peak productivity. Ashwagandha manages stress while Cordyceps sustains energy.

Why Single Formulas Have Limits

❌ One-Formula Approach

  • Same effect all day (not optimal)
  • Compromised morning OR evening performance
  • Can't adapt to changing daily demands
  • Miss synergistic compound interactions

βœ“ Complete Stack Approach

  • Circadian rhythm optimization
  • Peak performance when you need it
  • Adapts to your schedule and goals
  • Compounds work together for enhanced benefits

Finally: Mushroom Supplements That Actually Work

Stop settling for one-size-fits-all when you can customize your mental state based on exactly what your day demands.

RELIEF
RELIEF Formula

Stop the 3AM Panic Sessions

"This Saved My Marriage" - Sarah, CEO

Reishi (1,800mg)Ashwagandha KSM-66Turkey Tail PSKRhodiola SHR-5

Your mind races at 3AM. You snap at people you love. While others sell fairy dust, we use clinical-strength Ashwagandha that reduces cortisol by 27.9% and Reishi that improved neurasthenia symptoms by 51.6% in published studies.

βœ“ Actually sleep through the night
βœ“ Stop snapping at loved ones
βœ“ Build bulletproof stress resistance
βœ“ Feel calm in chaotic situations
When to Use: Before stressful meetings, during overwhelming deadlines, or 30 minutes before bed for deep sleep.
UPLIFT
UPLIFT Formula

Cut Through Brain Fog Like a Laser

"From C's to A's" - Jennifer, Law Student

Lion's Mane (1,800mg)Turkey Tail PSKBrahmi (24% Bacosides)Spearmint Extract

Lion's Mane is the only mushroom proven to regenerate brain cells - Johns Hopkins published the study. Combined with Brahmi that improves memory by 40%, this isn't just cognitive support - it's brain enhancement.

βœ“ Laser-sharp focus during meetings
βœ“ Remember names and details effortlessly
βœ“ Creative breakthroughs on demand
βœ“ Mental clarity that lasts hours
When to Use: Before presentations, during creative work, while studying, or anytime you need peak mental performance.

Why Smart People Choose Multiple Formulas

Your needs change throughout the day. High-stakes meeting? UPLIFT for laser focus. Stressful deadline? RELIEF for calm confidence. Long day ahead? PERFORMANCE for sustained energy. Finally, mushroom supplements that adapt to your life.

The Spagyric Secret That Changes Everything

While everyone else throws away 70% of the mushroom's power, we capture it all with 500-year-old alchemical wisdom.

Everyone Else: Hot Water Only

30% Captured

Misses fat-soluble compounds β€’ Throws away mineral salts β€’ Weak results

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MyCro Booster: Complete Spagyric Process

95% Captured

Water + Alcohol + Mineral Ash β€’ Nothing wasted β€’ Maximum potency

The 4-Step Spagyric Process

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Water Extraction

Captures immune-supporting polysaccharides and beta-glucans

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Alcohol Extraction

Extracts fat-soluble triterpenes and adaptogenic compounds

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Calcination

Burns plant matter to white ash, unlocking bioavailable mineral salts

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Reunion

Combines all extracts into one complete, bioavailable tincture

Why This Matters: The Mineral Cofactor Secret

Those mineral salts everyone throws away? They're nature's delivery system. Without them, your body can't properly absorb the mushroom compounds. That's why regular supplements give you expensive urine while spagyric extracts deliver real results in 15 minutes.

Real Science, Real Results, Real Studies

Unlike mushroom coffee marketing hype, every claim we make is backed by published peer-reviewed research.

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51.6% Stress Reduction

132-patient RCT showed Reishi improved neurasthenia symptoms by 51.6% vs 24.6% placebo (p=0.002). That's not marketing - that's published science.

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+10.9% VO2 Max Increase

Cordyceps supplementation for 3 weeks improved maximum oxygen uptake by 10.9% in controlled trials. Legal performance enhancement.

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40% Memory Improvement

Brahmi (Bacopa monnieri) enhanced retention of new information by 40% in 12-week study. Your brain on UPLIFT.

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27.9% Cortisol Reduction

KSM-66 Ashwagandha reduced serum cortisol by 27.9% and stress scale scores by 44% in 60-day RCT. Stress relief you can measure.

*All studies available for review. Unlike mushroom coffee companies, we have nothing to hide.

People Who Stopped Lying About Mushroom Coffee

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"I was spending $140/month pretending mushroom coffee tasted good. Three drops of PERFORMANCE in my regular coffee and I have more sustained energy than I've had in years. My afternoon crashes are completely gone."

Marcus T., Sales Director
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"My 3AM panic attacks were destroying my marriage. RELIEF changed everything. I sleep through the night now and my wife says I'm finally myself again. Worth every penny."

Sarah K., Business Owner
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"Brain fog was killing my productivity. UPLIFT makes me feel like I have a superpower - I remember client details, nail presentations, and stay focused for hours. Game changer."

Jennifer R., Marketing Executive
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"Finally, someone honest about mushroom coffee being a scam. I use all three MyCro formulas depending on my day - PERFORMANCE for energy, UPLIFT for focus, RELIEF for stress. It's like having a personal pharmacy."

David M., Entrepreneur

Choose Your Escape from Mushroom Coffee Hell

Stop settling for one-size-fits-all when you can customize your mental state based on exactly what you need.

Start Smart

$99per formula
  • βœ“ Choose your biggest challenge
  • βœ“ 1-month supply (30 servings)
  • βœ“ Clinical-strength dosing
  • βœ“ Add to any beverage
  • βœ“ 60-day money-back guarantee

Which formula fits your needs?

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πŸ›‘οΈ Triple Protection Promise

60-Day Results Guarantee: If you don't get better results than any mushroom product you've tried, full refund including shipping.
Potency Assurance: Every batch independently tested. If lab results don't match our claims, we refund 200%.
No-Risk Promise: Try it. If you don't love it, keep the bottles and get your money back. That's how confident we are.

Questions Smart People Ask

Will this actually work if mushroom coffee did nothing?

Yes, because we use 95%+ extraction vs mushroom coffee's 30%. You're getting 3x more bioavailable compounds at clinical doses that match successful studies. It's not even close.

How quickly will I notice the difference?

Most people notice improved focus and energy within 15-30 minutes. Stress relief builds over 2-4 weeks. Unlike stimulants, this supports your body's natural systems for sustained improvement.

Can I take multiple formulas together?

Absolutely. Smart users stack formulas based on their day: PERFORMANCE + UPLIFT for big meetings, RELIEF + PERFORMANCE for demanding but stressful days. Start with individual formulas to understand your response.

Why should I trust you over other mushroom companies?

Because we're the only ones honest about the extraction scam. We publish our lab results, dose our products like successful clinical studies, and guarantee our potency claims with independent testing.

Is this worth the price compared to mushroom coffee?

You're already spending $120+/month on mushroom coffee that barely works. Our complete stack is $249 for three months of real results. Plus you can drink coffee you actually enjoy.

What if I'm sensitive to supplements?

Start with half the recommended dose. Our extracts are highly bioavailable, so you need less. All ingredients have thousands of years of traditional use and decades of safety research.

Stop Pretending Mushroom Coffee Works

You have two choices: Keep wasting money on overpriced dirt water that tastes terrible and does nothing, or upgrade to mushroom supplements that actually deliver the benefits you're paying for.

The choice is obvious. The question is: How long will you keep lying to yourself?

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Which Product is Right for You?

Find your perfect match in 30 seconds

The Simple Question: "What do you need help with most?"

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Better sleep & less stress

Relax Amanita Gummies

Contains special mushroom that calms your nervous system naturally

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More energy & focus

Energy Gummies

Five powerful ingredients that boost energy without caffeine crashes

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Stress relief & relaxation

MyCro Boosters - RELIEF

Calming mushrooms and herbs for unwinding

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Peak performance & endurance

MyCro Boosters - PERFORMANCE

Natural energy and focus for high achievers

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Better mood & immunity

MyCro Boosters - UPLIFT

Mood support and immune strengthening

Complete Product Comparison

ProductWhat It's ForWhen to Take ItHow It Makes You FeelWho It's Best ForWhat's InsideBonus Benefits
πŸ’ Relax Amanita Gummies
Calm your nerves, sleep deeply, quiet racing thoughts
πŸ’€ At night for sleep
πŸŒ… Small dose in day for calm focus
Like a soft blanket for your brain β€” relaxed, grounded, clear Anyone who feels anxious, can't sleep, or overthinks 5 mg muscimol + Amanita muscaria extract May help with cravings, pain, inflammation, and stress
⚑ Energy Gummies
Boost natural energy, focus, and endurance without caffeine
🌞 Morning or before workout
Like sunshine in a gummy β€” steady, clean energy Busy people, athletes, or coffee-quitters who need stamina Rhodiola, Cordyceps, Reishi, Lion's Mane, Maca (spagyric-extracted) Sharp focus, balanced mood, no crash
🧠 MyCro Boosters – RELIEF
Calm stress & support sleep
πŸŒ™ Evening or stressful days
Feels like a deep exhale People who can't unwind, hold tension, or need help relaxing Reishi, Ashwagandha, Rhodiola, Lion's Mane, Spearmint Helps cortisol balance, relaxation, and gentle sleep
πŸ”₯ MyCro Boosters – PERFORMANCE
Natural energy, endurance, and focus
β˜€οΈ Morning or pre-workout
Feels like superpowers in your smoothie High performers, athletes, or workers who need focus and drive Cordyceps, Lion's Mane, Rhodiola, Maitake, Spearmint Boosts oxygen use, mental clarity, motivation
🌈 MyCro Boosters – UPLIFT
Support mood and immune strength
🌀️ Morning or midday
Feels like sunshine and a smile inside Anyone feeling low, sluggish, or run-down Turkey Tail, Lion's Mane, Brahmi, Oyster, Ashwagandha Supports immunity, emotional balance, focus

Quick Decision Tree: "Which Product Should I Choose?"

1. Sleep Problems?

  • Can't fall asleep β†’ Relax Amanita Gummies (1 gummy at bedtime)
  • Can't stay asleep β†’ Relax Amanita Gummies OR MyCro RELIEF (evening)
  • General stress affecting sleep β†’ MyCro RELIEF (evening routine)

2. Energy Problems?

  • Tired all the time β†’ Energy Gummies (morning)
  • Afternoon crashes β†’ Energy Gummies (morning) + MyCro PERFORMANCE (lunch)
  • Need workout energy β†’ Energy Gummies OR MyCro PERFORMANCE (pre-workout)

3. Mood or Health Problems?

  • Feeling down or blue β†’ MyCro UPLIFT (morning)
  • Getting sick often β†’ MyCro UPLIFT (daily)
  • High stress job β†’ MyCro RELIEF (evening) + MyCro PERFORMANCE (morning)

4. Mental Clarity Problems?

  • Brain fog β†’ Energy Gummies OR MyCro PERFORMANCE
  • Can't focus β†’ MyCro PERFORMANCE (morning)
  • Overthinking at night β†’ Relax Amanita (evening)

Format Guide: Gummies vs Tinctures

Gummies

Convenience: Grab and go
Taste: Sweet, fruity
Dosing: Pre-measured
Speed: Ready to eat
Best For: People who want simplicity
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Tinctures (MyCro Boosters)

Convenience: Small dropper bottle, portable
Taste: Earthy (can add to drinks)
Dosing: Adjustable with dropper
Speed: Drop under tongue or in drink
Best For: People who want flexible dosing

Beginner's Guide: "I'm New to This"

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Week 1: Start Simple

  • Pick ONE product based on your main concern
  • Start with the lowest suggested dose
  • Take notes on how you feel
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Week 2-4: Find Your Sweet Spot

  • Adjust timing if needed
  • Increase dose slowly if not feeling effects
  • Notice subtle changes in energy, sleep, or mood
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Month 2+: Consider Combinations

  • Morning energy + evening relaxation
  • Pre-workout performance + daily immunity
  • Stress relief + mood support